Round 1.) R2 Winner: Ehhhhhhhh Billy Mays, because his whisper is louder than Swift's and Offer's combined shouts. Just after writing about the Shamwow, this came up on the Digg site about his arrest. -Somewhere, Billy Mays is laughing his ass off. Both people are douchebags. Vince Offer of Shamwow and Billy Mays of Zorbeez duke it out for absorbent towel supremacy and you can vote for the winner with your hard-earned dollars. which w... is why did this surface today and not two months ago. Phil Swift 33% . I have to wonder if tongue biting is extra? I was trying to find it for a while. This is actually an incredibly well-balanced prompt. From my reading of crime fiction and the like, Straight sex in that context means just the act of intercourse or in other words, normal sex, so in those terms, it is possible for a man to have straight sex with a male prostitute or a transvestite. favorite characters from all the Star Wars movies–because THEY ARE ALL 'Cause you know the Germans always make good stuff. I'd say he'd throw the Schticky at his opponent's eyes and attempt to smother them with the Shamwow. @cspiffo said: RIP Billy Mays. You don’t F’ with the Oxy Clean guy, Vince.”-Uh, Vince, you’re famous. Phil Swift opens by shooting Foamazing at Vince Offer, whom he deems to be the faster and more dangerous of the two. One of those little questionnaires just to dip a toe back into blogging. Mays pioneered many different products whereas Offer is still nothing more than the Sham Wow guy. Vince loses because of his retarded fucking "last name." You’ll a lot a miles out of ‘Low mileage pitwoofies’ on being the Shamwow guy.-I smell a conspiracy. Battlestar Galactica: Daybreak (Series Finale) (R... Vince Offer vs. Billy Mays Round III (The Hooker B... Billy Mays vs. Vince Offer II Shamwow vs. Zorbeez. Also Billy Mays has an awesome gangsta rap. Archived. Do you make your bed? Come on. Or maybe it is all of those Every time I see that Shamwow commercial, I have to force myself not to buy it. Vince Offer: Slimmest, but with the most exaggerated and spastic movement. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Billy can use Oxiclean and Big city slider. Mays partner is still better than Offer. Mays pours liquid Oxiclean on the floor and Offer loses his footing, giving Mays barely enough time to separate the BCSS into its two components and cymbal-crash them into the head of Offer, who just can't take the abuse. thing... Tweet Join Drew and me for yet another rollicking adventure with all your © 2020 Metacafe, LLC. 10 dollars on Billy Mays. May 1, 2009 : TV Pitchmen: Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan Vs. Vince Shlomi : Summary: New TV series reassures consumers in a tough economy Update June 30, 2010: Boycott Watch retracts our complements to Anthony Sullivan - His products are no longer recommended. "Wait till they get a load a me". Offer Shlomi (Hebrew: עֹפֶר שְׁלוֹמִי ; born April 25, 1964), better known as Vince Offer, Vince Shlomi, "The ShamWow Guy", or "The Slap Chop Guy", is an Israeli-American infomercial pitchman, director, writer, and comedian. -I love the fact he has to make sure to put it on the record it was “a Propositioned for straight sex”. Bonus round! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Billy can use Oxiclean and Big city slider. western, a comedy, sci-fi, or an adventure? I’d think that would be clear from getting a female prostitute. Confident, but controlled physicality. No. In the confusion, Billy Mays uses OxiClean powder to temporarily blind Offer, then charges Swift, who doesn't see him coming. Come join our discussions, post your own battles and kick some ass! Phil Swift gets to use Foamazing and his Flex Seal boat. Here are a few points worth mentioning here. You all DO know Billy Mays is dead... right? Wow, Billy Mays is pretty much solid in this competition. Vince is advertising ShamWow while Billy Mays is advertising Zorbees. To their surprise, Swift is prepared and shoots Foamazing directly into their faces! His FlexSeal boat is useless except as a shield on land, and worthless as a blunt weapon. Billy Mays is a veteran of the industry but Vince Offer is upcoming player with noted products such as ShamWow and SlapChop. Walmart PS5 Release Times: More Restocks Coming Later Today, Demon's Souls PS5 Early Review Impressions, Destiny: The Story So Far, From The Black Garden To Beyond Light. It isn’t like he asked for it. -I smell a conspiracy. Yeah, but to be fair, she was actually sort of hot. I don't know how many people will ultimately read this post. I would still go with Billy Mays as the superior. The Shamwow would also enable him to protect himself against the chemical weapons his opponents wield. BM is better, I don't like the Shamwow guy. Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue)). Mays has a beard, Vince smacks around hookers.1 Vote for Mays. okay, that makes sense now. Did they say, “Hey, it’s that Shamwow guy!” Did Vince use a shamwow to clean his face? Billy Mays (salesman)=Willy Mays (Hall Of Fame baseball player). It’s like me going to Macdonald’s and ordering super-sized fries and having the counter lady slapping them out of my hand after I paid her. Uh, does she have some kind of lock on her tongue that resists blows to the head? Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." There's been several of these threads I believe. Vince is worse, for one simple reason. Swift attempts to take one of them out by crashing the boat on top of them, but ultimately he's not fast enough to keep up with Offer and Mays just takes it like a champ. All Rights Reserved. Watch the show live on Twitch I'd probably mow both of them down if I saw them in the street. Vince has a sword made of schticky and a shamwow shield. Posted by 2 years ago. Cuz a lot of you are referring to him as if he still walks among us. Plus whenever I heard BILLY MAYS HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLRa8Aa6fEE&watch_response, Billy Mays: Hurcules Hooks, that putty that can hold a brick, oxi clean, and god knows what else. HERE. R1 Fight3 Victor and YOUR WINNER: BILLY MAYS. -This whole scene seems like something out of a Mel Brooks movie. You are indeed where you belong. Vince Offer 22% . out of nowhere. long time since I've written anything down here, and I know my audience, Click … C'mon, Vince actually says, "You're gonna love my nuts." WHOMP! Billy Mays can sell anything. Offer did. Unless the deal involved using his Slap-Chop. Uh, abusing a client that just paid you 1000 dollars isn’t a good investment. For one, he's never commented on the appeal of his balls. Swift simply isn't swift enough to swing that boat without consequence. It this movie a Did you really need to pay for it? Mays kayoes Swift with the BCSS, then sets his sights on Offer, who has Shamwow'ed his face clean. Our episode review spreadsheet -He punched her a few times before she let go. The headset on Vince immediately tells us that he doesn't give a **** about the product. !1 I laugh. Without Billy, Offer wouldn't be the man he is today. If you love to imagine the planet-exploding battles of the fictional gods who will never be, taking pointless knowledge gathered from a life spent reading and gaming and swinging it like a gladiator's sword in discussions on reddit... then welcome home, my friend. “Hi, Billy Mays here. He'd get trampled in a second. Billy Mays? *NEWS* Given that definition, the tongue biting and beating would definitely not be on the menu. He's got the unbeatable strength of oxi clean, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the whowouldwin community. Did you really need to pay for it? Make sure to check out the mugshot of the “Working Girl”. Maybe if there was a DVD in it for him. he recently beat the shit out of a hooker!!! Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." In the next fight, Swift uses his Foamazing on both opponents to keep them at bay, then picks up his FlexSeal boat and utterly charges the two of them with it. Funny, the guy doesn’t look 44. Here are two similar products being offered and done with different products. “Hi, Billy Mays here. Mays didn't make his way to the Aussie shores. Here's what happened. Perhaps the Scientology guys made an unholy alliance with Billy Mays to set Vince up. Spray. The music during the faceoff is Ironside by Quincy Jones. Poll Billy Mays vs Vince Offer vs Phil Swift (9 votes) Billy Mays 44% . Press J to jump to the feed. © 2020 GAMESPOT, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. They end up flat on the floor, dazed, but not defeated. Barry Scott joins the fight and has access to his Bang! Of course of the two products, ShamWow is far more iconic. Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next > John John Banned. Phil Swift vs Billy Mays vs Vince Offer. I've never seen garbage eat garbage before. Man, he comes off as such a diva. -Somewhere, Billy Mays is laughing his ass off. Offer starts whipping Swift with his Shamwow until Swift is overcome and ends up in a sleeper hold courtesy of Offer. You’ll a lot a miles out of ‘Low mileage pitwoofies’ on being the Shamwow guy. Shamwow guy for obvious reasons. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. I have lost respect for him after watching that. Any takers? Cookies help us deliver our Services.