Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12. Great sense of humor We talk a lot about being spirit-led. “If i spin around 7 times will you fall for me?” . [Tweet this], 2. Required fields are marked *. Until I married her I didn’t believe in Hell, Jesus walks into a motel, throws three nails on the counter and says “Hey buddy, can you put me up for the night?”. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? LOL.). [Tweet this], 23. Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair. High, I’m Will, God’s will! You make me want to be a better Christian. 128. You may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for. A: Only half the congregation is kneeling. You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We have searched everywhere and made the dirtiest pick up lines for you. Here’s a list of 23 best Christian pick-up lines* to bring a smile, a roll of the eyes, a “that’s so cheesy!” expression, and some joy to your day: 1. You float my ark. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? I didn’t know angels flew this low. On his personal website CharlesSpecht.com, he blogs about the intersection of intentional faith and Christian leadership. 129. I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them. Best dirty pick-up lines to impress her or him anytime. *Disclaimer: We would not recommend trying these pick-up lines to find a spouse. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. (This one helps if your actual name is Will). If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair! You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you. [Tweet this], 15. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? [Tweet this], 20. “I think that I will never see a poem as lovely as a she.”, Your email address will not be published. A few weeks ago, I shared 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles. So hilarious! Your email address will not be published. What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. That is, after Jesus completes me. I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar. How about you and I go light a candle together? Well, the spirit led me straight to you. You… complete me. Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? But if one of them worked, we think you deserve your own ad, just as if you’d met on eHarmony. Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight. 18. (Either that or use it on my wife and see if it works. When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Post was not sent - check your email addresses! You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me. 5. I’ve prayed … and here you are. I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation. We talk a lot about being spirit-led. The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. Here’s a list of 23 best Christian pick-up lines* to bring a smile, a roll of the eyes, a “that’s so cheesy!” expression, and some joy to your day: 1. [Tweet this], 12. Your body is made up of 70% water. Cliff P: ‘Really?’ How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer. My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits. What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife? A few weeks ago, I shared 23 of the best Bible jokes and riddles. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window). Are you Jewish? but, when I saw the add saying Christian pickup lines, I clicked to see what it was and after reading them, I think that I’ll just forget about meeting anyone. God’s will. You are perfect, except with all the sin. He is married to his wife, Kathy, and has five children, two of whom were adopted from China. Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you. A: Dress her up as an altar boy. If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. [Tweet this], 13. [Tweet this], 18. [Tweet this], 17. We just might be a miracle together. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? 2. Children’s Ministry Volunteer Sentenced to 75 Years for Sexual Assault, Why It’s Important to Get Along With the Senior Pastor, The Blessing of a Low-Tech Church in a High-Tech Pandemic, 11 Ways I Am Minimizing the Downside of Using Social Media, 20 Awesome Things J.C. Ryle Said About Prayer. Charles Specht is a bi-vocational pastor in central California, as well as the managing editor of GodlyWriters.com. Q: How can you tell if you’re in a gay church? Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you. 130. Baby, are you a lion? Share in the comments below. I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering. Some might reply that you have a great sense of humor and some just might earn you a slap. Jon L: ‘My wife got me to believe in religion.’ [Tweet this], And then watch this: Song of Solomon Pick-Up Lines. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you. What fun Christian Pick-Up Line do you have to share? How ’bout a hug? 35 Funny and Dirty Pick-Up Lines for Tinder. 3. [Tweet this], 9. Look, you’re nearly 22. 6. Can I borrow a kiss? How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? Cause you can watch this ass all night 14. Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight. I can make your puppet jump out out of the box 16. .and I'm thirsty. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you. Hilarious! You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you. You make me want to be a better tither. When did the first rehearsal take place in the Bible? I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem. Did you say your name was Esther? Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight. I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours! The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner? (RSS Subscribers, click here to view.). 10. 126. Your hair is like a flock of goats. [Tweet this], 10. Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this. I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you? As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard. Do you want to be accountability partners? I mean, you don’t really expect to pick up someone using them, do you? Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory. You can read that, here. Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket? Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people. 2. Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for. You put the “figure” in transfiguration! [Tweet this], 22. I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you. 1. Do you need prayer? I have never used a pickup line before. Just though the pick up lines were hilarious so added this one some one told me on my birthday, You are a woman of a previous heavenly substance, how about: I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me. God gave us a sense of humor and hilarity and the ability to smile. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people. © 2019 churchleaders.com, All rights reserved. 127. I’m a passionate writer, quirky speaker, and funny Bible teacher who wants to help you elevate your faith, spark your joy, and love your precious life. I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.