“If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.”. Today’s biggest stories, from pop culture to politics—delivered straight to your inbox. Here are 50 of the weirdest flavors we've ever heard of! Bone. Why Are Tube Sites Suddenly Filled With… Porm? No. “But since ice cream needs to be sweeter because it’s frozen, adding balsamic and honey creates a natural syrup.”, 3. See, that right there is some Japan shit. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Rocky road. Yes, this is a real flavor. On one hand, thank God they didn’t sell out, because we were given a talisman by a mysterious gypsy a bit ago, and “25 gallons of foul, fermented cabbage ice cream sells out” was one of the impending signs of the Apocalypse, but on the other hand, come on y’all, are you serious? Anyway, we’re going to talk about Americans that fuck up ice cream. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Someone forgot to mention that to Max & Mina’s in Flushing, New York, because lo and behold they’ve made an ice cream that tastes like “a bunch of lox in vanilla ice cream.” That’s great, that’s just fucking great, because when you see a bowl of ice cream, your first thought is to smother it with as much smoked salmon as you can get your hands on. Oh Jesus, you’re crying again? So what’s next? Ice cream is typically sweet. Because of course there is. And sure, you’re not going to find anything as insane as foie gras and caviar ice cream outside of France. But that doesn’t mean that we’ve not overstepped our bounds in the category of frozen dairy product flavors. Ad Choices. While none of the following flavors are common enough to even break through the ranks of Baskin-Robbin’s 36 flavors, they are common enough to, well, exist as a sin against American desserts everywhere. We can’t say we’re surprised, but damn, we wanted to live in a world where beer flavored ice cream was delicious. Every summer American childhood memory revolves around delicious treats that cool you down while giving you a hell of a sugar rush. Man the fuck up, here, take this five dollar bill and get something from the ice cream truck, maybe that’ll get you out of my goddamn hair for one fucking minute.” Ah, memories. Let's just talk about ice cream--the kind you probably don't want to eat anyway. This isn’t a radical concept—it’s a dessert with a shit-ton of sugar, which is why the main flavors you get tend to be sweet things like chocolate or strawberry or, fuck it all, Nutella. Have seen Rocky IV 87 times. Oh, you didn’t click on them because that seemed time consuming and you’re just skimming through this anyway? True story. They are not delicious. Didn’t have the “honour” of trying any of these out, but the worst flavour I did try myself was beer flavour. Wait until you see this list of doozies... ****A blogger over at The Experience Project compiled a list of the most disgusting, yet real, ice cream flavors around the world. How the TikTok Aesthetic Is Changing the Face (And Body) of Porn, The ‘Stonks’ Meme Can Teach You a Lot About the Stock Market, The Instagram Economy of Phat-Ass White Girls, A Dignified Simp Knows the Art of Looking Respectfully, Sorry, but ‘Requiem for a Dream’ Is a Terrible Movie. The fro-yo celebs make--I need some of this now. ( Log Out / I haven't tried it, but I've heard it's wild (in a bad way). And when you finish, you look at your empty bowl, mutter, “I’m so sorry,” and weep. What Is Ahegao, the Hentai Face That’s Suddenly Everywhere? Now this is just cruel. And then someone turned that shit into ice cream on at least one occasion. 17-time Pulitzer Award winners. Cool it with the savory ice cream flavors. Might sound like a cool idea, but it tastes absolutely gross. Pingback: Wherein AFFotD Scoffs at the Attempts of British Tabloids to Critique America’s Culinary Practices | affotd, Pingback: Goddamn it Japan, You’re Doing it Wrong: Japanese Ice Cream Flavors | affotd. Astronaut ice cream (because ice cream was never meant to be freeze dried) Viper ice cream (an Asian delicacy, say some, which receives it's flavor from (try not to gag) snake meat) They do sell “exotic” flavors too, and if durian is considered normal, wait till you see what kind of crazy shit they come up with for their exotic flavors. How Exactly Does COVID Mess With Your Heart? Ewww i think the worst would be cheese flavored ice cream. Now say you’re sorry. “Smart and insightful reported features about modern masculinity.”, “@WeAreMel is phenomenal ... the best outlet covering digital culture today.”, “I just laughed out loud for a solid five minutes.”, “The rare men’s magazine that has taken upon itself to investigate masculinity, not enforce it.